Craigspeak-English reference Guide
I’m so tired of these cheap jack asses. Even the Indians (foreigners) are getting $15 per hour. These jerks who are trying to get something for nothing will get exactly what they deserve! I also get tons of calls from people that want an e-commerce website, but can only spend $200. Bye, bye. I have been refusing these people left and right.
Craigspeak:
Accepting bids on a new website————————– I’m too cheap to find a competent person or company
Submit resume ——————————————–I need to know if you know more than I do
No Pay, But Looks Good on A Resume……………………….I want it for free
No Pay, But Will Share Profits……………………………………I want it for free, I want you to do all the work, so what if 99% of all websites don’t make a dime.
Salary Negotiable—————————————–We’re thinking $8-$10 per hour
Submit Portfolio ——————————————We don’t know what we want, we figure you’ll have one already built
Small problem with my computer ————————–Everybody on the block already looked at it, even the neighbors kid
Should take only a few minutes for the right person———I got estimates already and they want to much money
I need a flash website————————————–Somebody told me to get one
I need a website yesterday———————————I found somebody, gave them a deposit and I can’t find them
I need some changes done on my website——————I either didn’t pay the last web guy or I was a real pain-in-the-ass
I’m willing to pay up to $500 for my social networking website——I don’t have a clue how much is involved
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