Cheesiest Christian Pick Up Lines

With Valentine’s Day this is usually the time when desparation sets in. Guy’s come out of the wordworks with some of the cheesiest pick up lines. Women be on alert. Here are 19 of the cheesiest christian pick up lines that you would ever hear.

1. Is your name Grace, because your irresistable.
2. Why yes. I’ve written 4 of the 5 love languages
3. Is this pew taken?
4. I just don’t feel called to celebacy
5. For you I would slay two Goliath’s
6. You are so unblemished I would sacrifice you
7. I didn’t believe in pre-destination until tonight.
8. I believe you have one of my ribs
9. Are we on the mound of transfiguration, because your glowing
10. I have a job
11. Would you like to join me, I have standing reservations at the rot
12. Solomon had 700 wives because he never met you
13. You put the qute in persecution
14. How would you like to join my purpose driven life
15. Before I come any closer, let me take my sandles off because you are holy ground
16. Why yes, I do play the guitar. (only freshman girls would fall for this one)
17. Yeah, I have a bible verse tatoo. It’s in Greek.
18. I would lead 99 sheep to come find you
19. Dwayne Carson said we’re a perfect pair

If you are a guy, here are five that are guaranteed to get you slapped

1. All I’m looking for is a Godly woman, it doesn’t matter that you’re not attractive
2. Have you died before, because that’s a resurrection body
3. You make the Queen of Sheeba look like a crack ho
4. Do you need a prayer because I’m certainly willing to lay my hands on you
5. Not even worth mentioning because it involves two doves. seriously.

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